in english class long ago. sentences done by jamie.
Once i had a cat.
Since then i was afraid of cats.
Until a cat apologises to me, i will not like them anymore.
First of all, i hate cats.
When a cat scratches you, scratch it back.
Rachel Tan,
the rambutan,
loves to eat
and paints her feet
and loves grandpa tan
Pamela Low
is oh so slow
she likes to play basketball
but really isn't that tall
i think she still needs to grow.
Jamie Fong
legs are very long
she eats plenty
but i bet she doesn't wear a panty
I don't like her singing songs
Jodie Poh is so retarded
her burps make us startled
She is always broke
and likes to eat egg yolk
Jodie poh just farted O:
Nicole Lim
as strange as she seems
likes Liverpool,
just like how she likes sitting on stools.
I like her jeans.
Samantha,
has a mother
drinks tea
and wee wees
and she stutters
Bavithra
wears a bra
likes Mr Tang
and his tongue O:
but he'll never be hers lah.
Lavelle Lee Wen Ning,
likes to sing
But doesn't she know that my ears would bleed?
Maybe she should go plant some seeds
Lavelle, your phone is ringing!
Hazel Lim Si Min,
is so mean
She rips my head off and eats it
i really hope she'll get a zit!
Hazel likes to eat mints.
Cassie Foo,
Is a fool.
Eats Rasins
it's a sin.
Tsk that is so not cool.
2E5,
has lots of life.
We like to read books,
and we have the looks.
we love bee hives!
Basketball is so fun
Because i really like the sun
But the balls are really hard
I DONT EAT LARD!
but i DO like to run!Netball is cool.
But it has lots of FOOLS
they love to train
in the rain
they love the loo!JJSNRP
likes to pee
But we flush toilet bowls!
Not like some inconsiderate souls!
And pee goes to the sea. (:
Okay this was written by Jamie.
This is retarded.
Rachel Tan
is a bun
she likes banglahs
and bangs maglahs (mugglers)
Rachel Tan that BUN.
HAHAHAHA
Pamela Low
likes to glow
She likes lebron james
who is so lame
She also likes to blow.
hello jodie hello sam HAHA --> her desktop T__T haha too bad :P ohh...see i forgot what i want to say already
you become me already ah. forget so easily. sorry la your disease is too strong. ): wahlaoxsxsxzxz. i dont spread diseases lor! i dont even forget so easily now. then is you pass to me la. D: not my fault, its all your fault )': tskkkkkkkkkk.true what. haha.my elbow is too fat!! cannot! sere (see)? hahahahahahaha i see. meh. wahlaoxsxzxzxzxzxz hahahahha lettx ttwiitxz w0rrhxsz ! ewwwwwww......oh rmb the mii nommii laaogoong i leurbzxz ySTOP. HAHAA. S-T-O-P STOP!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA/ MISS NGO IS COOL! (not everything)